Steph's Rules for FB

Rule #1 Please learn the diff between your and you're

Rule #2 If it's supposed to be a secret, don't post it on your status report

Rule #3 If you cuss on your status reports or posts more than a couple of times, I'll hide you...or delete you...that would make you sad

Rule #4 If your trying to tell someone off just give them a call. Don't make me suffer through your tirade

Rule #5 If you caught what I did in Rule #4 then I'll give you a high five

Rule #6 Please respect my FB minimalism...I don't farm, play Farkle, or collect treasure...I do love Jesus...but do not have to click "like" to prove it...

Rule #7 Please do not use pictures of body parts or tattoos as your profile pic...especially if I only vaguely remember you from high school or if your tats are ugly

Rule #8 Please don't write a novel in your status report. You'll know if it's too long if you have to use the "see more" option. I prefer Reader's Digest to War and Peace

Rule #9 Two, To, Too...See Rule #1

Rule #10 Their, There, They're...courtesy AHK